Japan comes out with really cool stuff sometimes. They’re masters in entertainment technology and when it comes to food, they bring a little of their pizazz to it. Here’s the top 5 foods that are made purely for your entertainment.
1. Square Watermelons
Are you bored of your round watermelon? Are you frustrated having to balance the watermelon to slice it? Are you sick of your watermelons rolling around in your fridge? Fear not, for Japan has solved your senseless woes. The amazing square watermelons have 6 sides for your convenience. No matter how you place it, it will never roll! Only for the ripe price of $150 CDN!
2. Godzilla Eggs (Round Watermelons)
Do you miss round watermelons rolling around again? Japan has rolled out Godzilla Eggs, aka round watermelons. Yes, the label does translate to Godzilla eggs. For $50 cheaper than the square watermelon ($100CDN), you can own a Godzilla egg, cage optional.
3. Diet Water
For the serious dieter, this beverage is not to be missed. With absolutely no calories but completely thirst satisfying, this bottle of diet water will help you reach your goals. Forget Jenny Craig, meet Diet Water!
4. Disney’s Relief Chocolate
Caving into your cravings? Fear not, for Disney presents Relief Chocolate. It goes in just as fast as it goes out. Goes great with Diet Water.
5. Salad Water
Are you sick of always drinking diet water? Are you worried about our dwindling water supply? Here comes Salad Water, vitamins included. What better way to reuse the water used to wash lettuce by putting it in a can? And it comes in a variety of flavours! Japan 1, US 0! Right?
Which pointless food would you buy for the sake of entertainment? Let me know in the comment box below!
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